August 2012
1 post
July 2012
20 posts
what I hate about being a girl
Periods
Period cramps
Sore boobs
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
The pressure from the media
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your boobs
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Shaving all the time.
Having to...
Watch
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
When my mom tells me I should go to bed earlier.
lmaogtfo:
abwhoretion:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
glimpseofagirl:
allyouneedislove-andacat:
sherlielocks:
jotunss:
unnnie:
captaintimber:
fayalice:
dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
First piece of bread in a loaf.
adele is pregnant
me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat
the baby: I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited..
Other teenagers: parties every day, is involved in multiple pregnancy scares and are generally wasted 24/7
Their parents: doesn't give a damn
Me: forgets to put clothes in the hamper after a shower
My parents: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO YOU THINK WE'RE YOUR SLAVES OH GOD YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL AND TEARING THIS FAMILY APART WE CAN'T COPE WITH YOUR BEHAVIOUR WE'RE CALLING A LAWYER WAIT NO WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE PRIEST AND GET HIM TO SORT YOU OUT DEVIL CHILD
June 2012
87 posts
Watch
IT’S A FUCKING BOWL OF KITTENS
the noises i just made
the internet is over, you can all go home.
Whatever argument you have, it’s invalid.
dead
I am crying.
Cheating is not an accident.
thatkevin:
Falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
